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Holy crapsticles of Shaquille O'Neal, this has been awhile. Let's see if I still got the grasp of this piece o bloggin.

So, did everyone have a fun 2009? You should have, with all those incredibly awesome games on the market! Especially you PS3 users, oh YOU. YOU KNOW THAT THIS WAS THE YEAR FOR PS3. I should note, if you refer to the Year of PS3 by the amount of consoles sold... then re-check. The Year of PS3 should be about what games it received and how it stood out from the other threathening consoles. And since my departure into collegeland, I've played a dozens of games. So let's crack it all down into small reviews then.

Brütal Legend:
I really never wanted to play this game. Oh how I wanted to stay away from it. But when my good friend borrowed it to me, I decided why the eff not? SO, you play as the ROADIE. YEAH ROADIE AWESOME HAHA- why couldn't I play as the Rockstar? Come onnnnnn. He's practically doing all of the job! The story is OK, the characters are bland and they decided to hide the biggest aspect of the game: RTS. I bought i- wait... uh... I borrowed it for HACK N SLASH! Ugh, the only think that was really good was the Audio. That could be because of the Heavy Metal fanboy in me, but that's another story.

Jak 3:
I've played Jak and Daxter and Jak II and from that experience, it was friggin awesome. So when I picked up this game, I was hoping for another epic experience. Well, it's not what I expected to say. You play as Jak and sometimes as Daxter that little rodent, after being thrown out into the desert for being badass. Nooooooooooooooooooo! Now they have to learn the Wastelander way of living; FUN HUH? Anyway, the game has the previous elements in that made the last games fun. Then, they also have... those one-time segments. Let me put it this way; you have to LEARN how to FLY, which is incredibly hard, WITHOUT ANY SORT OF TUTORIAL OR HELP AT ALL. Easy right?

Hahahahahaha fuck you. Still, I didn't like the story. KEEP THE VILLAINS DEAD INSTEAD OF RETURNING THEM AS CYBORGS YOU SILLY SILLY NAUGHTY DOG(which incidently made the greatest game in 2009- go figure).

Assassin's Creed 2:
In short, one of the games worth playing this year. That's saying a lot, since the last game was basically mediocre compared to this. While it remains the same, it is so different I'm not even certain it used to be the same game. Ah, but it does have one aspect left in it: The story STILL doesn't make any sense! Well, at least this time we get a british jerk with us. And when I say jerk, I really mean jerk. But he's a good guy.

I hope. Anyway, the story is still wtf, the gameplay elements are better and yada yada yada why haven't you played this yet? Your only excuse would be if you hated the first game, which is really like this one; just better. So, play it. Got mah Platinum Trophy there as well! Freaking Flying Machine.

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Those were the mini-reviews. I was going to include Dragon Age: Origins here as well. But I realized that it deserves a whole blogg post for itself. And that's what I'm going to give it.

And if you're reading this and haven't picked it up yet for some ungodly freakin idiotic reason, do it now. So I won't have to slap you silly with my tuna.

And yes, I have a tuna. Frozen tuna. Don't wanna mess with that dawg.

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